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svveden:

sick……

svveden:

sick……

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

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rebeleverdeen:

kitca:

teamheya:

'Girl picking up girls'

everyone needs to watch this

I love the girl who says “Why the fuck not?”

This is perfect

— In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

suspend:

i hate being a girl.

  • we get our period monthly and it hurts and it makes us feel uneasy. 
  • we get sore after sex while guys dont
  • when we’re pregnant we’ll be suffering for 9 MONTHS 
  • we need loads of clothes
  • we need shoes
  • bags
  • make up stuff
  • nail polish
  • hair!!!!
  • WHEN GUYS JUST NEED A TUX AND SOME TIES!!
  • AND THEY DONT HAVE TO ALWAYS SUFFER
  • IM MAD!!!

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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empresspinto:

4ever-horngry:

I will never not reblog this.

I like the part where, in the third gif, the loop makes it look like the Prince turns into Cinderella

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shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

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snivellussnep:

epic-vines:

When you forget to plug your headphones in

Vine by: Cody Johns

I’VE WATCHED THIS 4 TIMES AND I LAUGH HARDER EVERY SINGLE TIME.

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sarkyfancypants:

Uuh… it’s hard to explain, it’s a burden that just appears out of nowhere and fucks you up for days. Ignoring it is not easy. It takes over you and even tends to distort your perception of reality turning it into a living nightmare. It’s awful and terrifying.

Avatar The Last Airbender - Momo